jsmileybug:

dingoinnuendo:

arcanescholar:

dingoinnuendo:

switzerland is my favorite part of europe youve got this bullshit triple entente shit to your left and the entire goddamn triple alliance to your right and youre sitting there just outside the battlefield switzerland does not have time for your world war 1 crap switzerland is strong

They avoided getting involved with their natural mountain defenses and the fact that, well

A HUGE PORTION of their populous had rifle training with the possible estimate of every household in the country owning a rifle, meaning that despite its relatively small official army, every citizen had the ability to defend themselves and the training to do it with.

When the Kaiser of Germany in World War I, during a demonstration of military maneuvers, asked a guest of the Swiss government what their 500,000 strong Swiss army could do against a 1,000,000 man Germany army

The guest promptly replied

"Shoot twice and go home"

To demonstrate how fucking crazy awesome Switzerland is, they also apparently have 300,000 detonation points across the country so that in the case that they do get invaded they can cripple infrastructure to prevent their enemies from using it.

i fear switzerland

We need a sci-fi or dystopian story where Switzerland takes over the world.

aphcutie:

would the nekotalia version of aph greece be obsessed with humans

thefujoshifangirl:

Countries and their great men.

There is Thailand with King Ramkamhank(พ่อขุนรามคำแหงมหาราช).

gnarlyninja:

Did someone say

"tell me about your ocs"

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vampirenaomi:

I’m looking for the artist of this Godot painting. I bought this on eBay in 2010 from an artist who needed money to set up an art show. Their Livejournal username was hurrican_ike, but the account has been deleted, and I also can’t find anything about the transaction on eBay.

The reason I’m asking is that back when this was being sold, the artist said they’d like to see a photo of where the person who buys it hangs it in their home. I’ve kept it in a storage all this time because I had no place for it, but I knew I wanted it hanging in my library if I ever got one. Now I’ve bought my own apartment and I want to thank the artist one more time and let them know that this painting is going to be the centerpiece in my library/study.

jaclcfrost:

pairing you really love

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pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried

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yes-i-am-superlocked:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

This is unreal

ladybeemer:

EAT YOUR BIRTHDAY BREAKFAST SENPAI

lemonorangelime:

Twitter doodles of precious vampire Marco that I made for AA

nymre:

rin can’t handle the seigou. run captain run